AIRRBBBRRRRTTTT!! #fartass $FARTASS 屁仙
Fartass 屁仙
Legend of Mustard Fartass—the Super Saiyan Gaslord of Crypto. 🌪️💨
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MEME SOUNDTRACK INCOMING:
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Phase 1: “THE PROPHECY OF PÌ XIĀN” (屁仙之预言)
🔸 Website Launch – The holy scriptures of Gaslord are revealed.
🔸 Music Video – A visual masterpiece of pure methane energy.
🔸 Whitepaper Release – The Sacred Texts of Fartology are unveiled.
🔸 Community Building – Gather the Fart Saiyans. Only the strong survive.
🔸 Meme Warfare – Spread the gospel of AIIRRBBRRTTT across the lands.
🔸 Solana Awareness – Let them smell what’s coming.
Phase 2: “THE GASLORD ASCENSION” (屁仙升天)
🔹 Fart Ass Metaverse Show – A cyberpunk museum/galleria filled with ancient $FARTASS relics.
🔹 Community Giveaways – Memecontest? Pure Mustard Gas? We let fate decide.
🔹 Twitter Marketing Blitz – Trend or perish. The meme wave is coming.
🔹 DEXScreener Boost – 500-1000 IQ plays to burn weak hands.
🔹 Dextools Update – The Gaslord will be seen.
Phase 3: “FARTASS GOES MAINSTREAM” (放屁屁股之崛起)
🔹 Fart Ass Metaverse Show – A cyberpunk museum/galleria filled with ancient $FARTASS relics.
🔹 Community Giveaways – Memecontest? Pure Mustard Gas? We let fate decide.
🔹 Twitter Marketing Blitz – Trend or perish. The meme wave is coming.
🔹 DEXScreener Boost – 500-1000 IQ plays to burn weak hands.
🔹 Dextools Update – The Gaslord will be seen.
FARTASS is a meme-fueled gas explosion with zero promises, zero guarantees, and 100% chaos. This ain’t financial advice—just pure Super Saiyan Mustard Energy. Expect pumps, dumps, and occasional fartquakes. No refunds, no weak hands, only the prophecy of Pì Xiān.